[H-GEN] FW: Bumper Stickers

[Brent Wesley]

> I like the second one...
> 
> >See any good bumper stickers lately?  Here are some I've seen around...
> >
> >* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
> >
> >* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
> >
> >* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
> >
> >* All generalizations are false.
> >
> >* Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.
> >
> >* I brake for no apparent reason.
> >
> >* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
> >
> >* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
> >
> >* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
> >
> >* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
> >
> >* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> >
> >* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
> >
> >* Rehab is for quitters.
> >
> >* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
> >
> >* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
> >
> >* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
> >
> >* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
> >
> >* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
> >
> >* No radio - Already stolen.
> >
> >* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
> >
> >* Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it.
> >
> >* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> >
> >* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
> >
> >* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> >
> >* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
> >
> >* Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.
> >
> >* There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can't.
> >
> >* Caution:  I drive like you do.
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